Panos Kammenos' Party under the Name "Kammena Vourla"

Posted by Kaneka Miafouska on Friday, February 24, 2012


While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind Panos Kammenos' Party, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. Underestimate Panos Kammenos' Party at your peril. Indispensable to homosapians today, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that Panos Kammenos' Party is rarely given rational consideration by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, many of whom blame the influence of television. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of Panos Kammenos' Party under the name "Kammena Vourla".

Social Factors
Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course Panos Kammenos' Party helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Nothing represents every day life better than Panos Kammenos' Party, and I mean nothing. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is Panos Kammenos' Party. This is incorrect, actually cockroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors
We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' Of course, Panos Kammenos' Party fits perfectly into the Spanish-Armada model using the median instead of the mean, where possible.


What a splendid graph. Clearly the cost of living plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. Perhaps to coin a phrase Panos Kammenos' Partyeconomics will be the buzz word of the century

Political Factors
Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting the two, equally popular approaches to Panos Kammenos' Party. If the reader is unaware of these, they need only to turn on the television, or pick up a newspaper or popular magazine.

To quote style icon Demetrius Skank 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of Panos Kammenos' Party, his words cannot be over-looked. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'Panos Kammenos' Party wins votes.' Simple as that.

The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow Panos Kammenos' Party to win our vote?

Conclusion
In summary, Panos Kammenos' Party has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It enlightens our daily lives, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest,, though Panos Kammenos' Party brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly Panos Kammenos' Party.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Demi Lennon: 'I love Panos Kammenos' Party? Yes! Hurray for Panos Kammenos' Party!' [3]

[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records
[2] Skank - Politics for Dummies - PV6 Media
[3] Your Panos Kammenos' Party - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing

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