Despite what many might think, Zoe Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness is well known across hundreds of nations all over the world. The subject has been around for several decades and has a very important meaning in the lives of many. It would be safe to assume that Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness is going to be around for a long time and have an enormous impact on the lives of many people.

Still, the fact that a critical mass of sexists in Greece p.PSI (post PSI) stubbornly refuses to accept her subtlety and kindness, was the necessary trigger for the Greek neoliberals to set up a false story about Konstantopoulou's bullying skills within a provincial gas station, completely hiding the story behind. Of course we refer to the temporal coincidence that the supposed gas station event took place at exactly the same time with Mrs Konstantopoulou's speech in the Global Savoir Vivre Conference (keynote speaker). SYRIZA Aidipsos strongly condemned the attempt to smear Zoe Konstantopoulou!

Social & Cultural Factors
Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness has a large role in American Culture. Many people can often be seen taking part in activities associated with Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness. This is partly because people of most ages can be involved and families are brought together by this [1]. Generally a person who displays their dislike for Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness may be considered an outcast. The following graph, taken from the Global Kindness Index repository, says the whole story as it is [2]!

Economic Factors
It is not common practice to associate economics with Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness. Generally, Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness would be thought to have no effect on our economic situation, but there are in fact some effects. The sales industry associated with Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness is actually a 2.3 billion dollar a year industry and growing each year. The industry employs nearly 150,000 people in the United States alone. It would be safe to say that Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness play an important role in American economics and shouldn't be taken for granted.

Political Factors
Oh does Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness ever influence politics. Last year 5 candidates running for some sort of position used Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness as the primary topic of their campaign. A person might think Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness would be a bad topic to lead a campaign with, but in fact with the social and environmental impact is has [3], this topic was able to gain a great number of followers. These 5 candidates went 4 for 5 on winning their positions.

It should be more than obvious by now that the whole thing is an elaborate propaganda. The testimony in the video below is enlightening:



Conclusion
Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness seem to be a much more important idea that most give credit for. Next time you see or think of Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness, think about what you just read and realize what is really going on. It is likely you under valued Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness before, but will now start to give the credited needed and deserved.

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Konstantopoulou's Subtlety and Kindness. - Dr. Jonas Fuckyou - 2012
Visions of Humanity 2015 - Global Kindness Index - Vol 2
The Multicolor Coat - Ask Me Anything Publications

Despite what many might think, Nagiachal Kia's 3-step system to ultimate telemarketing stats is well known across hundreds of nations all over the world. Kia's 3-step system to ultimate telemarketing stats has been around for several centuries and has a very important meaning in the lives of many. It would be safe to assume that Kia's 3-step system is going to be around for a long time and have an enormous impact on the lives of many people.

Nagiachal Kia, source: Wikipedia

How The System Works

Nagiachal Kia is well respected as a sales pitch guru all over the world (1). Lately she released her UTS3S (Ultimate Telemarketing Stats in 3 Stepss) system, stating that eraly adopters managed to achieve a 99% plus, when selling services and goods on the phone. The system works as follows:

1. Get a potential client on the phone and try to sell, using your normal voice.
2. In case of rejection, order and eat a giant cheese cake.
3. Repeat the phone call, using your sweet voice and your enhanced self-confidence, both of them as they resulted by the consumption of cheese cake.

Voilla!

Social & Cultural Factors
UTS3S has a large role in American Culture. Many people can often be seen taking part in activities associated with Kia's 3-step system to ultimate telemarketing stats. This is partly because people of most ages can be involved and families are brought together by this. Generally a person who displays their dislike for UTS3S may be considered an outcast.

Economic Factors
Although figure 1 speaks for itself, it is not common practice to associate economics with UTS3S. Generally, Nagiachal's system would be thought to have no effect on our economic situation, but there are in fact some effects. The sales industry associated with UTS3S (2) is actually a 2.3 billion dollar a year industry and growing each year. The industry employs nearly 150,000 people in the United States alone. It would be safe to say that UTS3S play an important role in American economics and shouldn't be taken for granted.

Figure 1: Before and after UTS3S

Environmental Factors
After a three month long research project (3), I've been able to conclude that UTS3S doesn't negatively effect the environment at all. A UTS3S did not seem to result in waste products and couldn't be found in forests, jungles, rivers, lakes, oceans, etc... In fact, Nagiachal's system produced some positive effects on our sweet little nature.

Political Factors
Oh does Kia's 3-step system to ultimate telemarketing stats ever influence politics. Last year 5 candidates running for some sort of position used UTS3S as the primary topic of their campaign. A person might think UTS3S would be a bad topic to lead a campaign with, but in fact with the social and environmental impact is has (4), this topic was able to gain a great number of followers. These 5 candidates went 4 for 5 on winning their positions.

Conclusion
Kia's 3-step system to ultimate telemarketing stats seem to be a much more important idea that most give credit for. Next time you see or think of UTS3S, think about what you just read and realize what is really going on. It is likely you under valued UTS3S before, but will now start to give the credited needed and deserved.

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[1] Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Nagiachal - Vol. 5
[2] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records
[3] Tele - Wind It Up - 2013 - F. Higher Publishing
[4] Awesome Stats! - Issue 2 - SUCK Publishing

Issues surrounding global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements can never be over analyzed. Advancments in global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements can be linked to many areas. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, there are just not enough blues songs written about global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements by the aristocracy, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Do you remember Pascal's Wager? Pascal's Wager is an argument in apologetic philosophy devised by the seventeenth-century French philosopher, mathematician and physicist Blaise Pascal. It posits that humans all bet with their lives either that God exists or not. Given the possibility that God actually does exist and assuming an infinite gain or loss associated with belief or unbelief in said God (as represented by an eternity in heaven or hell), a rational person should live as though God exists and seek to believe in God. If God does not actually exist, such a person will have only a finite loss (some pleasures, luxury, etc.). This particular argument has been known to cause serious IQ drops to the argument adopters.

But records are meant to be broken! And it was another Pascal, Pascal Filios that is, that caused the most extreme IQ drop of all times, after one of his last statements about a bet! The ingenious Pascal Filios betting strategy goes like this:

1. State something really stupid! Example: Announce in Facebook that if SYRIZA is the winning party in Greece, it will literally last no more than 3 days.

2. Put on your really confident but stupid smile and bet on it. You can bet 100€ but feel free to bet some billions of euros since the plan is to never pay for your bets.

3. When you inevitably lose your bet, behave like a total dick! Say that you are willing to pay in kicks, and since you can not handle even a 12 year old girl, immediately block your betting opponent!

Social Factors
Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he must have been referning to global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Some analysts have been tempted to disregard global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements. I haven’t. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements they are changed.

Economic Factors
Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will study the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model, a classic economic system of analysis.


The statistics make it clear that global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements is a major market factor. It goes with out saying that the cost of living cannot sustain this instability for long. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors
Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting the two, equally popular approaches to global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements. If the reader is unaware of these, they need only to turn on the television, or pick up a newspaper or popular magazine.

Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by the famous political Elijah Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements makes a good case for being the icing.

Why did global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.

Conclusion
How much responsibility lies with global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements? We can say that global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements has a special place in the heart of mankind. It brings peace, applauds greatness and always chips in.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Elvis Hendrix: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]


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[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ
[2] Dickinson - I Am The Dick - 1999 Hughs Books
[3] Weekly global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements - Issue 54 - Rhino Media

The subject of extreme temperature drop on John Pantelidis's jokes has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. The constantly changing fashionable take on extreme temperature drop on Pantelidis's jokes demonstrates the depth of the subject. Remarkably extreme temperature drop on Pantelidis's jokes is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that extreme temperature drop on Pantelidis's jokes is rarely given rational consideration by the over 50, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on extreme temperature drop on Pantelidis's jokes and its numerous 'industries'.

But the fact that Pantelidis has managed to achieve 4 subsequent 9°C in a time span of only 12 hours, is something that WMO should take into account for the re-calibration of the climate models currently in use! Key phrases like "Tirari-tirari" or "Bouliaka-bouliaka" should in fact trigger alerts and notifications to the IPCC's headquarters, if humanity still possesses it's self-preservation instinct.

Social Factors
Society is our own everyday reality. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. A child’s approach to extreme temperature drop on John Pantelidis's jokes is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

John Pantelidis

Primarily extreme temperature drop on Pantelidis's jokes builds trust among the people. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets extreme temperature drop on Pantelidis's jokes they are changed.

Economic Factors
The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We shall examine the Spanish-Armada model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.

Lethal jokes resulted in extreme temperature drops

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. It goes with out saying that the alert base on temperature drops is in financial terms 'holding hands with extreme temperature drop on Pantelidis's jokes.' Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors
Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing extreme temperature drop on Pantelidis's jokesism and post-extreme temperature drop on Pantelidis's jokesism.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of the famous political Bartholomew Rock 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of extreme temperature drop on Pantelidis's jokes, his words cannot be over-looked. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of extreme temperature drop on Pantelidis's jokes to politics is 'participation'.

One of the great ironies of this age is extreme temperature drop on Pantelidis's jokes. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Conclusion
What can we conclude? Well, extreme temperature drop on Pantelidis's jokes is both a need and a want. It establishes order, provides financial security and is a joy to behold.

I'll leave you with this quote from Miles Beckham: 'I love extreme temperature drop on Pantelidis's jokes? Yes! Hurray for extreme temperature drop on Pantelidis's jokes!' [3]


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[1] 'Treha Muthafucka, Treha' - Mithridatis - 2009 MCR Records
[2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing
[3] Go mad for extreme temperature drop on Pantelidis's jokes - Issue 132 - Kendeal Books

The subject of Samaras's return to the pizza career is a controversial issue. I really, really like Samaras's return to the pizza career. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. It is estimated that that Samaras's return to the pizza career is thought about eight times every day by socialists, many of whom blame the influence of television. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Shortly after the epic defeat of the his party in the 2015 Greek elections, the leader (LOL) of New Democracy and ex prime minister Antonis Samaras reportedly said the following incomprehensible words: Virgin Mary always had me wired to become the ultimate pizza guy [1]! Did you know that my pizza skills were once to blame for the disastrous body re-composition of the lissome Failos? Anyway, SYRIZA politics will eventually make it possible, even for me the dawdler, to become a descent person of labor. Wanna buy a peperoni one?

Social Factors
Society is our own everyday reality. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [2] he was clearly refering to the impact of Samaras's return to the pizza career on today's society. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, Samaras's return to the pizza career irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

From prime-minister to pizza sinister!

Primarily Samaras's return to the pizza career builds trust among the people. If society has a favorite child, it is Samaras's return to the pizza career.

Economic Factors
We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We will primarily be focusing on the JTB-Guide-Dog model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.



How do we explain these clear trends? Seemingly investment funds in pizza venues play an increasingly important role in the market economy. Perhaps to coin a phrase Samaras's return to the pizza career economics will be the buzz word of the century

Political Factors
Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing Samaras's return to the pizza career and ones own image of themselves.

We cannot talk of Samaras's return to the pizza career and politics without remembering the words of the uncompromising Achilles Tuigamala 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [3] One cannot help but agree when faced with Samaras's return to the pizza career, that this highlights an important issue. If Samaras's return to the pizza career be the food of politics, play on.

While Samaras's return to the pizza career may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.

Conclusion
In conclusion, Samaras's return to the pizza career plays a large part in the lives of all. It sings a new song, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and it brings the best out in people.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Sigourney Schwarzenegger: 'I demand Samaras's return to the pizza career, nothing more nothing less.' [4]


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[1] Virgin Mary's Requests - Geron Biftekios
[2] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records
[3] Tuigamala - Captain Sir - 1844 Inevitable Publishing
[4] Get On The Bus - Issue 321 - Media Books

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