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Extreme Global IQ Drop after a Pascal Filios's Bet

Issues surrounding global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements can never be over analyzed. Advancments in global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements can be linked to many areas. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, there are just not enough blues songs written about global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements by the aristocracy, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Do you remember Pascal's Wager? Pascal's Wager is an argument in apologetic philosophy devised by the seventeenth-century French philosopher, mathematician and physicist Blaise Pascal. It posits that humans all bet with their lives either that God exists or not. Given the possibility that God actually does exist and assuming an infinite gain or loss associated with belief or unbelief in said God (as represented by an eternity in heaven or hell), a rational person should live as though God exists and seek to believe in God. If God does not actually exist, such a person will have only a finite loss (some pleasures, luxury, etc.). This particular argument has been known to cause serious IQ drops to the argument adopters.

But records are meant to be broken! And it was another Pascal, Pascal Filios that is, that caused the most extreme IQ drop of all times, after one of his last statements about a bet! The ingenious Pascal Filios betting strategy goes like this:
1. State something really stupid! Example: Announce in Facebook that if SYRIZA is the winning party in Greece, it will literally last no more than 3 days.

2. Put on your really confident but stupid smile and bet on it.
You can bet 100€ but feel free to bet some billions of euros since the plan is to never pay for your bets.

3. When you inevitably lose your bet, behave like a total dick!
Say that you are willing to pay in kicks, and since you can not handle even a 12 year old girl, immediately block your betting opponent!


Social Factors
Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he must have been referning to global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Some analysts have been tempted to disregard global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements. I haven’t. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements they are changed.

Economic Factors
Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will study the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model, a classic economic system of analysis.


The statistics make it clear that global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements is a major market factor. It goes with out saying that the cost of living cannot sustain this instability for long. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors
Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting the two, equally popular approaches to global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements. If the reader is unaware of these, they need only to turn on the television, or pick up a newspaper or popular magazine.

Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by the famous political Elijah Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements makes a good case for being the icing.

Why did global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.

Conclusion
How much responsibility lies with global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements? We can say that global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements has a special place in the heart of mankind. It brings peace, applauds greatness and always chips in.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Elvis Hendrix: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]


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[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ
[2] Dickinson - I Am The Dick - 1999 Hughs Books
[3] Weekly global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements - Issue 54 - Rhino Media


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