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Helpless Over Against the "Orange" Insults?

To delve deeply into use of "Orange" as a secret code for sin is an exciting adventure. Underestimate use of "Orange" as a secret code for sin at your peril. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, use of "Orange" as a secret code for sin is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning use of "Orange" as a secret code for sin by global commercial enterprises, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Use of the word "Orange" was first introduced by the notorious villain Jules Perakis, and has since then taken over the social internet by famous bullies such as Zervas (the Napoleon). Crime rates have been found to show a statistically significant correlation with the use of "Orange" as a secret code for sin.

Social Factors
Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he could have been making a reference to use of "Orange" as a secret code for sin, but probably not. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, use of "Orange" as a secret code for sin demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

Of paramount importance to any study of use of "Orange" as a secret code for sin within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. To put it simply, people like use of "Orange" as a secret code for sin.

Economic Factors
Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will begin by looking at the Custard-Not-Mustard model, a classic economic system of analysis.



It is apparent from the graph that the influence of use of "Orange" as a secret code for sin is strong. What is the secret to its strength? Seemingly Facebook Blocks (following unfriend actions), ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by use of "Orange" as a secret code for sin due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors, threatening to reach the "God forbid" Pitharouli's Plateau. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors
Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing use of "Orange" as a secret code for sin and ones own image of themselves.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of jazz singer Kuuipo T. Time 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] I argue that his insight into use of "Orange" as a secret code for sin provided the inspiration for these great words. If use of "Orange" as a secret code for sin be the food of politics, play on.

While use of "Orange" as a secret code for sin may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.

Conclusion
What can we conclude? Well, use of "Orange" as a secret code for sin parades along man's streets and man waves back. It sings a new song, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and most importantly it perseveres.

The final say goes to the award winning Courteney Schwarzenegger: 'I demand use of "Orange" as a secret code for sin, nothing more nothing less.' [3]

Sources
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    [1] Flankton - The Complete History - 1999 Fantastico Publishing
    [2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books
    [3] Don't call me Orange - J. Anastasiadis - T36 Publishing

Laughter Deaths after Dendias' Speech in the U.S.

The subject of Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. Underestimate Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia at your peril. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, there are just not enough blues songs written about Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia. Inevitably Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia is often misunderstood by global commercial enterprises, trapped by their infamous history. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia.

During his recent visit in the USA, Greek Minister of Public Order and Citizen Protection Mr. Nikolaos Dendias made a speech at John Jay College of Criminal Justice of City University of New York. According to the Athens News Agency, the minister said later on: "I had the chance to elaborate on a subject connected to human rights and law enforcement and to analyze the huge challenges the Greek society is facing today". It is true that Minister Dendias talked about the rule of law, the principle of proportionality, Aristotle, Plato and other stuff, before he justified his policy. However, most of the theoretical part of his speech, which was published later on both the ministry's and his personal websites, has been found to be copy-pasted from Wikipedia and other sites. (read: Greek Minister university speech copy-pasted from Wikipedia)

Coincidence? Could be! But the fact that Dendias' name comes from the Greek expression "Δεν διαθέτει" (pronounced Dendia theti), has quite logically raised suspicions regarding the origins of the speech content.

Social Factors
Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. A child’s approach to Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

Nothing represents every day life better than Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia, and I mean nothing. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia they are changed.

Economic Factors
The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We shall examine the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model of economics.


It is apparent from the graph that the influence of Dendia's stolen from Wikipedia speech is strong. What is the secret to its strength? In spite of the best efforts of The World Health Organization, laughter deaths show a very different tune. Presenting passages from Wikipedia as original could turn out to be a risky tactic.

Political Factors
Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of style icon Bonaventure Skank 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia, that this highlights an important issue. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.

I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia?

Conclusion
To conclude, Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It questions, it stimulates and never hides.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Christina Clooney: 'I love Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia? Yes! Hurray for Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia!' [3]

Sources
[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records
[2] Skank - Politics for Dummies - PV6 Media
[3] Go mad for Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia - Issue 132 - Kendeal Books

Can Pachatir Oglou make it back on track?

Are you sitting comfortably? There are many factors which influenced the development of Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. It still has the power to shock global commercial enterprises, who just don't like that sort of thing. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve.


Pachatir Oglou has been the most respected communism analyst ever. His scientific approach to the subject has lead and imspire many publications worldwide. Peppa Pig on the other hand is a children's television programme broadcasting on Channel 5/Nick Jr. in the UK and Nickelodeon/Nick Jr. in USA. Each episode is approximately 5 minutes long. The show revolves around Peppa, an anthropomorphic female pig, and her family and friends. Each of her friends is a different species of mammal. Peppa's friends are the same age as her, and Peppa's younger brother George's friend Richard is the same age as him. Episodes tend to feature everyday activities such as attending playgroup, going swimming, visiting their grandparents, going to the playground or riding bikes.



Social Factors
Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Primarily Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig builds trust among the people. If society has a favourite child, it is Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig.

Economic Factors
The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will study the JTB-Guide-Dog model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.


When displayed this way it becomes very clear that Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig is of great importance. Clearly the communist analysis world wide is driven entirely by Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig.

Political Factors
Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.

In the words of that most brilliant mind Bonaventure Skank 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig this is clearly true. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig and put more effort into their family life [3], that we would have a very different country.

The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig to win our vote?

Conclusion
In my opinion Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig deserves all of the attention it gets. It inspires, brought up a generation and it is human.

The final say goes to the award winning Stevie Cruise: "You win some, you loose some, but Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig wins most often." [4]


Sources
[1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books
[2] Skank - Politics for Dummies - PV6 Media
[3] Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Oglou - vol. 12
[4] Your Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing

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