Laughter Deaths after Dendias' Speech in the U.S.

Posted by Kaneka Miafouska on Friday, May 3, 2013

The subject of Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. Underestimate Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia at your peril. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, there are just not enough blues songs written about Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia. Inevitably Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia is often misunderstood by global commercial enterprises, trapped by their infamous history. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia.

During his recent visit in the USA, Greek Minister of Public Order and Citizen Protection Mr. Nikolaos Dendias made a speech at John Jay College of Criminal Justice of City University of New York. According to the Athens News Agency, the minister said later on: "I had the chance to elaborate on a subject connected to human rights and law enforcement and to analyze the huge challenges the Greek society is facing today". It is true that Minister Dendias talked about the rule of law, the principle of proportionality, Aristotle, Plato and other stuff, before he justified his policy. However, most of the theoretical part of his speech, which was published later on both the ministry's and his personal websites, has been found to be copy-pasted from Wikipedia and other sites. (read: Greek Minister university speech copy-pasted from Wikipedia)

Coincidence? Could be! But the fact that Dendias' name comes from the Greek expression "Δεν διαθέτει" (pronounced Dendia theti), has quite logically raised suspicions regarding the origins of the speech content.

Social Factors
Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. A child’s approach to Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

Nothing represents every day life better than Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia, and I mean nothing. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia they are changed.

Economic Factors
The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We shall examine the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model of economics.


It is apparent from the graph that the influence of Dendia's stolen from Wikipedia speech is strong. What is the secret to its strength? In spite of the best efforts of The World Health Organization, laughter deaths show a very different tune. Presenting passages from Wikipedia as original could turn out to be a risky tactic.

Political Factors
Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of style icon Bonaventure Skank 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia, that this highlights an important issue. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.

I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia?

Conclusion
To conclude, Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It questions, it stimulates and never hides.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Christina Clooney: 'I love Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia? Yes! Hurray for Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia!' [3]

Sources
[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records
[2] Skank - Politics for Dummies - PV6 Media
[3] Go mad for Dendia's stealing from Wikipedia - Issue 132 - Kendeal Books

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