Can Pachatir Oglou make it back on track?

Posted by Kaneka Miafouska on Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Are you sitting comfortably? There are many factors which influenced the development of Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. It still has the power to shock global commercial enterprises, who just don't like that sort of thing. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve.


Pachatir Oglou has been the most respected communism analyst ever. His scientific approach to the subject has lead and imspire many publications worldwide. Peppa Pig on the other hand is a children's television programme broadcasting on Channel 5/Nick Jr. in the UK and Nickelodeon/Nick Jr. in USA. Each episode is approximately 5 minutes long. The show revolves around Peppa, an anthropomorphic female pig, and her family and friends. Each of her friends is a different species of mammal. Peppa's friends are the same age as her, and Peppa's younger brother George's friend Richard is the same age as him. Episodes tend to feature everyday activities such as attending playgroup, going swimming, visiting their grandparents, going to the playground or riding bikes.



Social Factors
Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Primarily Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig builds trust among the people. If society has a favourite child, it is Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig.

Economic Factors
The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will study the JTB-Guide-Dog model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.


When displayed this way it becomes very clear that Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig is of great importance. Clearly the communist analysis world wide is driven entirely by Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig.

Political Factors
Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.

In the words of that most brilliant mind Bonaventure Skank 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig this is clearly true. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig and put more effort into their family life [3], that we would have a very different country.

The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig to win our vote?

Conclusion
In my opinion Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig deserves all of the attention it gets. It inspires, brought up a generation and it is human.

The final say goes to the award winning Stevie Cruise: "You win some, you loose some, but Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig wins most often." [4]


Sources
[1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books
[2] Skank - Politics for Dummies - PV6 Media
[3] Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Oglou - vol. 12
[4] Your Pachatir Oglou's addiction to Peppa the Pig - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing

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