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Gaitanos' "Never Had Mind" rapid rise to the Rock Top 10

'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding Gaitanos' "Never Had Mind" rapid rise to the Rock Top 10. Advancments in Gaitanos' "Never Had Mind" rapid rise to the Rock Top 10 can be linked to many areas. Remarkably Gaitanos' "Never Had Mind" rapid rise to the Rock Top 10 is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that Gaitanos' "Never Had Mind" rapid rise to the Rock Top 10 is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to global commercial enterprises, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of Petros Gaitanos' "Never Had Mind" rapid rise to the Rock Top 10.

Social Factors
Society is our own everyday reality. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, Gaitanos' "Never Had Mind" rapid rise to the Rock Top 10 irons out misconceptions from our consciousness. Fact and not fiction, the self-describing "Never Had Mind" made it to the Rock Top 10 of all times just a few weeks after it's long awaited release in October 2012, and it now stands in position 9 just before the Nirvana's "Nevermind".



"Imagine what would happen if I brushed my teeth..." said Petros Gaitanos enigmatically at the press conference. Of paramount importance to any study of Gaitanos' "Never Had Mind" rapid rise to the Rock Top 10 within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. To put it simply, people like Gaitanos' "Never Had Mind" rapid rise to the Rock Top 10.

Economic Factors
Our world is driven by supply and demand. We will study the Spanish-Armada model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.


There is no longer a need to argue the importance of Gaitanos' "Never Had Mind" rapid rise to the Rock Top 10, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Recent studies indicate that inflation will eventually break free from the powerful influence of Gaitanos' "Never Had Mind" rapid rise to the Rock Top 10, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors
Politics - smolitics! Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing 0.

To quote style icon Odysseus Shandy 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] What a fantastic quote. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'Gaitanos' "Never Had Mind" rapid rise to the Rock Top 10 wins votes.' Simple as that.

Since the Renaissance Gaitanos' "Never Had Mind" rapid rise to the Rock Top 10 has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Conclusion
In conclusion, Gaitanos' "Never Had Mind" rapid rise to the Rock Top 10 may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It enlightens our daily lives, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest,, though Gaitanos' "Never Had Mind" rapid rise to the Rock Top 10 brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly Gaitanos' "Never Had Mind" rapid rise to the Rock Top 10.

Let's finish with a thought from star Mariah Lopez: 'My Daddy loved Gaitanos' "Never Had Mind" rapid rise to the Rock Top 10 and his Daddy loved Gaitanos' "Never Had Mind" rapid rise to the Rock Top 10. My children will love it too!' [3]

Sources
[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records
[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing
[3] Everything You Wanted to Know About Petros Gaitanos! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing

The dangerous Poul Thomsen's commitment to old Greek movies

Issues surrounding Poul Thomsen's commitment to old Greek movies can never be over analysed. In depth analysis of Poul Thomsen's commitment to old Greek movies can be an enriching experience. Indispensable to homosapians today, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst the aristocracy, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of Poul Thomsen's commitment to old Greek movies. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of Poul Thomsen's commitment to old Greek movies.


Social Factors
Are you sitting comfortably? There are many factors which influenced the development of Poul Thomsen's isolation plans for the Greek islands. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Based on his favorite movie, Mermaids and Rascals (1968) AKA Gorgones kai Magkes, where the rich guys attempt to buy every single property, threatening the small Greek islands with total abandonment, he still has the power to shock those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. That said, Poul Tomsen socked everybody with his clear statement:

"Greeks living on small islands should be… relocated"
As reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. No symbol is more potent than Poul Thomsen's commitment to old Greek movies in society today. It is quite good.

Primarily Poul Thomsen's commitment to old Greek movies builds trust among the people. If society has a favourite child, it is Poul Thomsen's commitment to old Greek movies.

Economic Factors
Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to Poul Tomsen's commitment to old Greek movies. Of course, Poul Tomsen's commitment to old Greek movies fits perfectly into the Greek-Roman model, a classic economic system of analysis.


How do we explain these clear trends? Recent studies indicate that potato prices will continue to follow Poul Thomsen's commitment to old Greek movies for the foreseeable future. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors
The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing night and day.

We cannot talk of Poul Thomsen's commitment to old Greek movies and politics without remembering the words of one of the great political analysts Esperanza T. Time 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with Poul Thomsen's commitment to old Greek movies. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'Poul Thomsen's commitment to old Greek movies wins votes.' Simple as that.

One of the great ironies of this age is Poul Thomsen's commitment to old Greek movies. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Conclusion
How much responsibility lies with Poul Thomsen's commitment to old Greek movies? We can say that Poul Thomsen's commitment to old Greek movies has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It brings peace, invades where necessary and most importantly it perseveres.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Elton Garfunkel: "At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without Poul Thomsen's commitment to old Greek movies by my side." [3]

Sources
[1] Lance Bandaner - Adventurous Spirit - 1993 See-Saw Publishing

[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books

[3] Your Poul Tomsen's commitment to old Greek movies - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing

Vana Barba's Separating from Karatzaferis - Video (greek subs)

Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about Vana Barba's separating from Karatzaferis? I really, really like Vana Barba's separating from Karatzaferis. Though Vana Barba's separating from Karatzaferis is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, there are just not enough blues songs written about Vana Barba's separating from Karatzaferis. The juxtapositioning of Vana Barba's separating from Karatzaferis with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from the aristocracy, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Vana Barba's separating from Karatzaferis although most of us thought that Vana was there to stay after her recent statement "Karatzaferis is better in my own arms".

Social Factors
Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. Much has been said about the influence of the media on Vana Barba's separating from Karatzaferis. Observers claim it raises the question 'why?'

Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets Vana Barba's separating from Karatzaferis they are changed.

Economic Factors
Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We shall examine the Inter-Spam model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.


There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Even a child could work out that inflation plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors
Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of jazz singer Augstin Shandy 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] I argue that his insight into Vana Barba's separating from Karatzaferis provided the inspiration for these great words. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of Vana Barba's separating from Karatzaferis.'

While Vana Barba's separating from Karatzaferis may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.


What really happened?
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Conclusion
In summary, Vana Barba's separating from Karatzaferis has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It replenishes the self, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and is always fashionably late.

I'll leave you with this quote from Courteney Schwarzenegger: 'You win some, you loose some, but Vana Barba's separating from Karatzaferis wins most often.' [3]


Sources
[1] Lance Bandaner - Adventurous Spirit - 1993 See-Saw Publishing
[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing
[3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group

Kleftouri and Zgera's dominating in Female Tennis

by Yuri Petrov
The subject of Kleftouri and Zgera's dominating in female tennis has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. I find myself constantly drawn back to the subject of Kleftouri and Zgera's dominating in female tennis. Indispensable to homosapians today, there are just not enough blues songs written about Kleftouri and Zgera's dominating in female tennis. Inevitably Kleftouri and Zgera's dominating in female tennis is often misunderstood by socialists, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on Kleftouri and Zgera's dominating in female tennis and its numerous 'industries'.

Social Factors
Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course Kleftouri and Zgera's dominating in female tennis is quite good.
But the results of the favorite team of our hearts announcing their entry in the National Hellenic Championship have had the impact of the 2011 Tsunami in Japan, since one after one, the highest ranking ladies withdraw from the tournament.
Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon Kleftouri and Zgera's dominating in female tennis. To put it simply, people like Kleftouri and Zgera's dominating in female tennis and this is something that most female players can’t accept!

Economic Factors
Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to Kleftouri and Zgera's dominating in female tennis. We will primarily be focusing on the Simple-Many-Pies model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.

How do we explain these clear trends? It goes with out saying that the tournament will eventually collapse from the powerful influence of Kleftouri and Zgera's dominating in female tennis, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love Kleftouri and Zgera's dominating in female tennis.

Political Factors
Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of Kleftouri and Zgera's dominating in female tennis can be like looking at 0.
In the words of the star of stage and screen Achilles Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] He was first introduced to Kleftouri and Zgera's dominating in female tennis by his mother. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then Kleftouri and Zgera's dominating in female tennis makes a good case for being the icing.

Why did Kleftouri and Zgera's dominating in female tennis cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that Kleftouri and Zgera's dominating in female tennis doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.

Conclusion
We can say with certainty Kleftouri and Zgera's dominating in female tennis is both a need and a want. It fills a hole, ensures financial stability and statistically it's great.

I'll leave you with this quote from Elton Spielberg: 'My Daddy loved Kleftouri and Zgera's dominating in female tennis and his Daddy loved Kleftouri and Zgera's dominating in female tennis.' [3]

References
[1] Thucictholous - Man - Published 42 AD
[2] Dickinson - I Am The Dickinster - 1999 Hughs Books
[3] Tennis Magazine - Issue 124 - Monkey Looks

Potato Price tumbling down on Christos Papoutsis' Statement!

by Tech Eddie

To delve deeply into Christos Papoutsis said "Venizelos is my little mermaid" is an exciting adventure. The constantly changing fashionable take on Christos Papoutsis said "Venizelos is my little mermaid" demonstrates the depth of the subject. Given that its influence pervades our society, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and I'd rather eat wasps' from those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of Christos Papoutsis said "Venizelos is my little mermaid".

Social Factors
Society begins and ends with Christos Papoutsis said "Venizelos is my little mermaid". When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she was clearly refering to the impact of Christos Papoutsis said "Venizelos is my little mermaid" on today's society and especially the potato movement. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, Christos Papoutsis said "Venizelos is my little mermaid" raises the question 'why?'

Recent thought on Christos Papoutsis said "Venizelos is my little mermaid" has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees Christos Papoutsis said "Venizelos is my little mermaid", another may see monkeys playing tennis.

Economic Factors
Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. Of course, Christos Papoutsis said "Venizelos is my little mermaid" fits perfectly into the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model. Taking special care to highlight the role of Christos Papoutsis said "Venizelos is my little mermaid" within the vast framework which this provides.


Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation between Christos Papoutsis' statement and the immediate drop-down in the price of potatoes. Why is this? Of course the annual military budget has always depended upon Christos Papoutsis said "Venizelos is my little mermaid" to a certain extent, but now more that ever. Perhaps to coin a phrase Christos Papoutsis said "Venizelos is my little mermaid"economics will be the buzz word of the century

Political Factors
Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting chalk and cheese.

We cannot talk of Christos Papoutsis said "Venizelos is my little mermaid" and politics without remembering the words of the famous political Francis Bootlegger 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to Christos Papoutsis said "Venizelos is my little mermaid" this is clearly true. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.

Since the Renaissance Christos Papoutsis said "Venizelos is my little mermaid" has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Conclusion
What can we conclude? Well, Christos Papoutsis said "Venizelos is my little mermaid" may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It establishes order, invades where necessary and statistically it's great.

One final thought from the talented Whoopi J. Fox: 'I demand Christos Papoutsis said "Venizelos is my little mermaid", nothing more nothing less.' [3]


References
[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT
[2] Bootlegger - Take It! - 1961 Viva Books
[3] Get On The Bus - Issue 321 - Media Books

Panos Kammenos' Party under the Name "Kammena Vourla"


While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind Panos Kammenos' Party, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. Underestimate Panos Kammenos' Party at your peril. Indispensable to homosapians today, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that Panos Kammenos' Party is rarely given rational consideration by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, many of whom blame the influence of television. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of Panos Kammenos' Party under the name "Kammena Vourla".

Social Factors
Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course Panos Kammenos' Party helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Nothing represents every day life better than Panos Kammenos' Party, and I mean nothing. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is Panos Kammenos' Party. This is incorrect, actually cockroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors
We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' Of course, Panos Kammenos' Party fits perfectly into the Spanish-Armada model using the median instead of the mean, where possible.


What a splendid graph. Clearly the cost of living plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. Perhaps to coin a phrase Panos Kammenos' Partyeconomics will be the buzz word of the century

Political Factors
Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting the two, equally popular approaches to Panos Kammenos' Party. If the reader is unaware of these, they need only to turn on the television, or pick up a newspaper or popular magazine.

To quote style icon Demetrius Skank 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of Panos Kammenos' Party, his words cannot be over-looked. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'Panos Kammenos' Party wins votes.' Simple as that.

The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow Panos Kammenos' Party to win our vote?

Conclusion
In summary, Panos Kammenos' Party has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It enlightens our daily lives, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest,, though Panos Kammenos' Party brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly Panos Kammenos' Party.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Demi Lennon: 'I love Panos Kammenos' Party? Yes! Hurray for Panos Kammenos' Party!' [3]

[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records
[2] Skank - Politics for Dummies - PV6 Media
[3] Your Panos Kammenos' Party - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing

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