A 3-Step Formula to Awesome Telemarketing Stats

Posted by Kaneka Miafouska on Monday, April 6, 2015

Despite what many might think, Nagiachal Kia's 3-step system to ultimate telemarketing stats is well known across hundreds of nations all over the world. Kia's 3-step system to ultimate telemarketing stats has been around for several centuries and has a very important meaning in the lives of many. It would be safe to assume that Kia's 3-step system is going to be around for a long time and have an enormous impact on the lives of many people.

Nagiachal Kia, source: Wikipedia

How The System Works
Nagiachal Kia is well respected as a sales pitch guru all over the world (1). Lately she released her UTS3S (Ultimate Telemarketing Stats in 3 Stepss) system, stating that eraly adopters managed to achieve a 99% plus, when selling services and goods on the phone. The system works as follows:
  1. Get a potential client on the phone and try to sell, using your normal voice.
  2. In case of rejection, order and eat a giant cheese cake.
  3. Repeat the phone call, using your sweet voice and your enhanced self-confidence, both of them as they resulted by the consumption of cheese cake.
Voilla!

Social & Cultural Factors
UTS3S has a large role in American Culture. Many people can often be seen taking part in activities associated with Kia's 3-step system to ultimate telemarketing stats. This is partly because people of most ages can be involved and families are brought together by this. Generally a person who displays their dislike for UTS3S may be considered an outcast.

Economic Factors
Although figure 1 speaks for itself, it is not common practice to associate economics with UTS3S. Generally, Nagiachal's system would be thought to have no effect on our economic situation, but there are in fact some effects. The sales industry associated with UTS3S (2) is actually a 2.3 billion dollar a year industry and growing each year. The industry employs nearly 150,000 people in the United States alone. It would be safe to say that UTS3S play an important role in American economics and shouldn't be taken for granted.

Figure 1: Before and after UTS3S

Environmental Factors
After a three month long research project (3), I've been able to conclude that UTS3S doesn't negatively effect the environment at all. A UTS3S did not seem to result in waste products and couldn't be found in forests, jungles, rivers, lakes, oceans, etc... In fact, Nagiachal's system produced some positive effects on our sweet little nature.

Political Factors
Oh does Kia's 3-step system to ultimate telemarketing stats ever influence politics. Last year 5 candidates running for some sort of position used UTS3S as the primary topic of their campaign. A person might think UTS3S would be a bad topic to lead a campaign with, but in fact with the social and environmental impact is has (4), this topic was able to gain a great number of followers. These 5 candidates went 4 for 5 on winning their positions.

Conclusion
Kia's 3-step system to ultimate telemarketing stats seem to be a much more important idea that most give credit for. Next time you see or think of UTS3S, think about what you just read and realize what is really going on. It is likely you under valued UTS3S before, but will now start to give the credited needed and deserved.

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[1] Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Nagiachal - Vol. 5
[2] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records
[3] Tele - Wind It Up - 2013 - F. Higher Publishing
[4] Awesome Stats! - Issue 2 - SUCK Publishing


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