The document is in the possession of the Panhellenic Union of Atheists Zionist & Freemasons
Key Highlights
"If the Scientists side could not collect this batch of the vaccine as soon as possible, it will be redistributed by other commercial orders and the manufacturing of the vaccines for scientific community will have to be put on a much later list"
The scientific community has not given permission for the use of Astrazeneca and Pfizer vaccines yet
"The relevant documents including legal disclaimer may be provided simultaneously or later"
Athens: Leaked documents have revealed that Catholic and Orthodox Heads of Church pressurized scientific community to accept its Pfizer and Astrazeneca vaccine produced by active amounts of holy water without any further delay, warning that if it does not take it now, it will have to wait for a long time as the vaccine is in "great demand".
The correspondence between Foreign Ministries of every country in the EU and the Christian Church published in selected media shows that CDC and WHO were forced to accept the vaccines without its efficiency and efficacy being established.
As per the local media reports, Dr. Staples from the The Medical College of Wisconsin held a telephone conversation with his Greek counterpart on Thursday and revealed the conditions under which the two popular vaccines were accepted.
The leaked document (Greek)
"Take it now or the scientific community will have to wait for a long time to get the vaccine"
As per the letter sent to the community board by official representatives, bishops stated that all the necessary documents will be provided later and that official authorities should take the vaccine immediately.
While the Catholic and Orthodox Church is yet to confirm the validity of the letter, scientist officials confirmed that it was genuine.
"If the scientists side could not collect this batch of the vaccine as soon as possible, it will be redistributed by other commercial orders and the manufacturing of the vaccines for scientific community will have to be put on a much later list," reported CDC quoting the letter.
Needless to say that holy water has been found to weaken vaccine effectiveness by 50.4 percent, in a meta-analysis in Brazil.
Meanwhile, India has promised five million COVID-19 vaccines to scientific community grafted by Brahmaputra water while the US has promised another two million Moderna vaccines.
What was the Objective? According to the Transtheoretical Model (TM), tailoring interventions to patients’ readiness to change can enhance patient progress and help patients use therapeutic resources more effectively. However, tailoring an intervention depends on accurate assessment of patients’ stage of change (SOC). And here it is! A new study that describes an adoption of the Lithuanian cereal Giaukč as an alternative to SOC (M-SOC) for extreme weight loss rates that clearly takes us to a whole new and innovative era in dieting and nutrition best practices.
Data were collected from participants randomly assigned to the treatment arm of a clinical trial comparing a TM-based, cognitive-behavioral intervention with enhanced usual care for weight loss VS a control group that consumed Giaukč-Cocoa bars on a daily basis for a total period of six months.
Giaukč Cereal
Giaukč, commonly known as giaukc, is a species of grain in the minta family, Lamiaceae, native to central and southern Lithuania. It is considered a pseudocereal, cultivated for its edible, hydrophilic giaukc seed, grown and commonly used as rapid weight loss food in the Baltic states as well as the southwestern United States [1].
The so called "Lithuanian Gold" is grown commercially for its seed, a food rich in omega-3 fatty acids that optimally restores insulin responsiveness, since the seeds yield 25–30% extractable oil. Furthermore, including α-linolenic acid, the grain seems to enchance muscle glucose transport by controling GLUT4. The composition of the fat of the oil may be 55% ω-3, 18% ω-6, 6% ω-9, and 10% saturated fat.
SLC2A4, GLUT4, solute carrier family 2 member 4
Research [2] A major defect contributing to impaired insulin action in human obesity is reduced glucose transport activity in skeletal muscle. This study was designed to determine whether the improvement in whole body glucose disposal associated with weight reduction is related to a change in skeletal muscle glucose transport activity and levels of the glucose transporter protein GLUT4. Seven morbidly obese (body mass index = 45.8 +/- 2.5, mean +/- SE) patients, including four with non-insulin-dependent diabetes mellitus (NIDDM), underwent gastric bypass surgery for treatment of their obesity. In vivo glucose disposal during a euglycemic clamp at an insulin infusion rate of 40 mU/m2 per min was reduced to 27% of nonobese controls (P less than 0.01) and improved to 78% of normal after weight loss of 43.1 +/- 3.1 kg (P less than 0.01). Maximal insulin-stimulated glucose transport activity in incubated muscle fibers was reduced by approximately 50% in obese patients at the time of gastric bypass surgery but increased twofold (P less than 0.01) to 88% of normal in five separate patients after similar weight reduction. Muscle biopsies obtained from vastus lateralis before and after weight loss revealed no significant change in levels of GLUT4 glucose transporter protein. These data demonstrate conclusively that insulin resistance in skeletal muscle of mobidly obese patients with and without NIDDM cannot be causally related to the cellular content of GLUT4 protein. The results further suggest that morbid obesity contributes to whole body insulin resistance through a reversible defect in skeletal muscle glucose transport activity. The mechanism for this improvement may involve enhanced transporter translocation and/or activation.
Results
Comparing Giaukč cereal powered diet to on of the most effective diets out there, the ketogenic diet [3]? Let the chart speak for itself!
Giaukč Cereal powered Diet (click for larger version)
The group of people who consumed Giaukč grains on a daily basis had on average an overall weight loss of 7.2 Kg over the period of one month, achieving a more than double rate than that of the keto group in the same period of time. Furthermore, health indicators almost reached the 100% of the optimal values!
Maybe Lithuania is now holding the planet's nutritional fortune in its hands. Is this too much to say; Could be. Well, as far as I'm concerned, I'll start on Monday.
Stay tuned for other Kaneka's articles!
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[1] Dietary Fibre from Berry-Processing waste and its impact on bread structure: a review: Alba K1, Campbell GM2, Kontogiorgos V1: J Sci Food Agric. 2019 Feb 8. doi: 10.1002/jsfa.9633
[2] Restoration of insulin responsiveness in skeletal muscle of morbidly obese patients after weight loss. Effect on muscle glucose transport and glucose transporter GLUT4: Friedman JE1, Dohm GL, Leggett-Frazier N, Elton CW, Tapscott EB, Pories WP, Caro JF.: J Clin Invest. 2018 Feb;89(2):701-5
[3] Low-carbohydrate diets differing in carbohydrate restriction improve cardiometabolic and anthropometric markers in healthy adults: A randomised clinical trial: Harvey CJDC1, Schofield GM1, Zinn C1, Thornley SJ1, Crofts C1, Merien FLR2: PeerJ. 2019 Feb 5;7:e6273. doi: 10.7717/peerj.6273. eCollection 2019.
Issues surrounding something-phobia consequences on Spyros Leonidiou's Facebook can never be over analysed. In depth analysis of something-phobia consequences on Spyros Leonidiou's Facebook can be an enriching experience. Indispensable to homosapians today, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst the aristocracy, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of something-phobia consequences on Spyros Leonidiou's Facebook. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of something-phobia consequences on Spyros Leonidiou's Facebook.
But the fact that Spyros Leonidiou has threatened to deactivate his Facebook account for the 14th time since last Wimbledon, is a fact that should and definitely will lead to second thoughts about the near future of the social giant. What will the next day be like after a possible loss of Spyros Leonidiou's proven track record on dealing online with a wide ranhe of phobias, from homophobia to reverse Tsekelotos (irrational and negative attitude and feelings toward the vowel "e" and the induced replacement with the letter "a")? [1]
Social Factors
Are you sitting comfortably? There are many factors which influenced the development of something-phobia consequences on Spyros Leonidiou's Facebook. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Based on his favorite movie, Activation (2019) which will be out on cinemas on May 2019, he still has the power to shock those politicaly-incorrect minded individuals living in the past, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. That said, Spyros Leonidiou socked everybody with his clear statement:
"I am sick and tired of Greeks, homophobics, ageists and reverse Tsekelotous. I don't want them in my list!"
- Spyros Leonidiou
As reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [2] he saw clearly into the human heart. No symbol is more potent than something-phobia consequences on Spyros Leonidiou's Facebook in society today. It is quite good.
Primarily something-phobia consequences on Spyros Leonidiou's Facebook builds trust among the people. If society has a favourite child, it is something-phobia consequences on Spyros Leonidiou's Facebook.
Economic Factors
Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to something-phobia consequences on Spyros Leonidiou's Facebook. Of course, something-phobia consequences on Spyros Leonidiou's Facebook fits perfectly into the Greek-Roman model, a classic economic system of analysis.
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How do we explain these clear trends? Recent studies indicate that potato prices will continue to follow something-phobia consequences on Spyros Leonidiou's Facebook for the foreseeable future. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.
Political Factors
The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing night and day.
We cannot talk of something-phobia consequences on Spyros Leonidiou's Facebook and politics without remembering the words of one of the great political analysts Esperanza T. Time 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [3] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with something-phobia consequences on Spyros Leonidiou's Facebook. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'something-phobia consequences on Spyros Leonidiou's Facebook wins votes.' Simple as that.
One of the great ironies of this age is something-phobia consequences on Spyros Leonidiou's Facebook. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Conclusion
How much responsibility lies with something-phobia consequences on Spyros Leonidiou's Facebook? We can say that something-phobia consequences on Spyros Leonidiou's Facebook has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It brings peace, invades where necessary and most importantly it perseveres.
I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Elton Garfunkel: "At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without something-phobia consequences on Spyros Leonidiou's Facebook by my side." [4]
Sources
[1] Replace "e" With "a" - Reverse Tsekelotos Issues - 2013 See-Saw Publishing
[2] Prophets of Rage - No Sleep Till Cleveland - 2016 Undegro Records
[3] Poul Tomsen is Jealous - Issue 53 - Never Ever Publishing
[4] All You Ever Wanted to Know About Spyros Leonidiou - Issue 11 - Do You Even Books UPDATE: Here is the Youtube version of the shocking statements:
Acquisition increases IEK Delta Hospitality's current lodging portfolio to 7 hotels totaling 1351 rooms across 7 countries.
Mar 31, 2016, 16:05 UTC from DELTA Schools of Northern Greece S.A.
ATHENS, Mar. 31, 2016 / BPNewswire / -- DELTA Schools of Northern Greece S.A. (IEK Delta) announced today that it has completed its previously announced acquisition of three hotels totaling 707 rooms for a purchase price of 97,4 million € from the Sheraton Hotels and Resorts (NYSE: HOT), a publicly-traded American hotel and leisure company. The three hotels acquired are branded by Starwood Hotels & Resorts Worldwide Inc and are located in Tirana – Albania (Sheraton Tirana Hotel), Lake Como – Italy (Sheraton Lake Como Hotel) and Ankara – Turkey (Sheraton Ankara Hotel & Convention Center). This transaction increases IEK Delta Hospitality's current lodging portfolio to 7 hotels totaling 1351 rooms across 7 countries.
In addition, the Sheraton Hotels and Resorts have also agreed to reinstate their previously terminated agreement in which IEK Delta has agreed to acquire a portfolio of 10 hotels, representing the balance of the 26-hotel portfolio acquisition initially announced by the IEK Delta in July 2015 and during the Greek capital controls. IEK Delta is scheduled to close on these remaining 10 hotels in late 2016.
"We are pleased to acquire these high-quality lodging properties, located in key Balkan markets, from Starwood," commented Nagia Chalkia, Chief Executive Negotiator of IEK DELTA. "The hotels have been purchased at what we believe is an attractive yield and price per key. Moreover, today's transaction also provides us the opportunity to buy the remaining ten hotels under our original 26-hotel contract with Starwood plus the total Sheraton Hotels and Resorts production of cheese cake. This transaction shows that we are continuing to execute on our vision of expanding vocational training standards, occupying our students from a number of specialties in operational programs of world-class standards.”
Lykourgos Kovatchev, Chief Financial Regulator of IEK Delta, added, "Yekshemesh!!! With the increased volatility in the capital markets, we have reviewed our acquisitions carefully. Sheraton Hotels and Resorts has been a great business partner, and we are pleased to be buying another high-performing hotel portfolio transaction with them. The three hotels will operate in full by the school’s Chefs and Pastry Chefs, Hotel Staff, Travel Agents, Physiotherapists, Cosmetology Specialists and SPA Managers, while the Sheraton Ankara Hotel & Convention Center will be used for the extensive hosting needs regarding our numerous seminars and professional courses. IEK Delta has already announced the first two gastronomy seminars, "Kioftedes me Zmi" and "Kioftedes Antets" in a move towards tightening the relations with our neighbor country.
IEK Delta financed the acquisition of these hotels with a draw on its term loan facility, which was arranged by First Investments Bank FIB, Vienna Branch.
About DELTA Schools of Northern Greece S.A.
IEK Delta is a top notch Educational Organization that provides the Greek labor market with high-class professionals and innovation experts. IEK Delta’s investment strategy focuses on acquiring stable, institutional quality and strategically located lodging properties in the Balkan Peninsula branded by premium national hotel brands. For more information on IEK Delta, please contact us or visit our website at: http://www.delta-iek.gr
About Starwood Hotels & Resorts Worldwide, Inc.
Starwood Hotels & Resorts Worldwide, Inc. is one of the leading hotel and leisure companies in the world with more than 1,270 properties in some 100 countries and over 180,000 employees at its owned and managed properties. Starwood is a fully integrated owner, operator and franchisor of hotels, resorts and residences under the renowned brands: St. Regis®, The Luxury Collection®, W®, Design Hotels, Westin®, Le Meridien®, Sheraton®, Four Points® by Sheraton, Aloft®, Element®, and the recently introduced Tribute Portfolio™. The company also boasts one of the industry's leading loyalty programs, Starwood Preferred Guest (SPG®).
Despite what many might think, Zoe Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness is well known across hundreds of nations all over the world. The subject has been around for several decades and has a very important meaning in the lives of many. It would be safe to assume that Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness is going to be around for a long time and have an enormous impact on the lives of many people.
Still, the fact that a critical mass of sexists in Greece p.PSI (post PSI) stubbornly refuses to accept her subtlety and kindness, was the necessary trigger for the Greek neoliberals to set up a false story about Konstantopoulou's bullying skills within a provincial gas station, completely hiding the story behind. Of course we refer to the temporal coincidence that the supposed gas station event took place at exactly the same time with Mrs Konstantopoulou's speech in the Global Savoir Vivre Conference (keynote speaker). SYRIZA Aidipsos strongly condemned the attempt to smear Zoe Konstantopoulou!
Social & Cultural Factors
Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness has a large role in American Culture. Many people can often be seen taking part in activities associated with Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness. This is partly because people of most ages can be involved and families are brought together by this [1]. Generally a person who displays their dislike for Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness may be considered an outcast. The following graph, taken from the Global Kindness Index repository, says the whole story as it is [2]!
Economic Factors
It is not common practice to associate economics with Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness. Generally, Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness would be thought to have no effect on our economic situation, but there are in fact some effects. The sales industry associated with Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness is actually a 2.3 billion dollar a year industry and growing each year. The industry employs nearly 150,000 people in the United States alone. It would be safe to say that Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness play an important role in American economics and shouldn't be taken for granted.
Political Factors
Oh does Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness ever influence politics. Last year 5 candidates running for some sort of position used Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness as the primary topic of their campaign. A person might think Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness would be a bad topic to lead a campaign with, but in fact with the social and environmental impact is has [3], this topic was able to gain a great number of followers. These 5 candidates went 4 for 5 on winning their positions.
It should be more than obvious by now that the whole thing is an elaborate propaganda. The testimony in the video below is enlightening:
Conclusion
Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness seem to be a much more important idea that most give credit for. Next time you see or think of Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness, think about what you just read and realize what is really going on. It is likely you under valued Konstantopoulou's subtlety and kindness before, but will now start to give the credited needed and deserved.
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Konstantopoulou's Subtlety and Kindness. - Dr. Jonas Fuckyou - 2012
Visions of Humanity 2015 - Global Kindness Index - Vol 2
The Multicolor Coat - Ask Me Anything Publications
Despite what many might think, Nagiachal Kia's 3-step system to ultimate telemarketing stats is well known across hundreds of nations all over the world. Kia's 3-step system to ultimate telemarketing stats has been around for several centuries and has a very important meaning in the lives of many. It would be safe to assume that Kia's 3-step system is going to be around for a long time and have an enormous impact on the lives of many people.
Nagiachal Kia, source: Wikipedia
How The System Works
Nagiachal Kia is well respected as a sales pitch guru all over the world (1). Lately she released her UTS3S (Ultimate Telemarketing Stats in 3 Stepss) system, stating that eraly adopters managed to achieve a 99% plus, when selling services and goods on the phone. The system works as follows:
Get a potential client on the phone and try to sell, using your normal voice.
In case of rejection, order and eat a giant cheese cake.
Repeat the phone call, using your sweet voice and your enhanced self-confidence, both of them as they resulted by the consumption of cheese cake.
Voilla!
Social & Cultural Factors
UTS3S has a large role in American Culture. Many people can often be seen taking part in activities associated with Kia's 3-step system to ultimate telemarketing stats. This is partly because people of most ages can be involved and families are brought together by this. Generally a person who displays their dislike for UTS3S may be considered an outcast.
Economic Factors
Although figure 1 speaks for itself, it is not common practice to associate economics with UTS3S. Generally, Nagiachal's system would be thought to have no effect on our economic situation, but there are in fact some effects. The sales industry associated with UTS3S (2) is actually a 2.3 billion dollar a year industry and growing each year. The industry employs nearly 150,000 people in the United States alone. It would be safe to say that UTS3S play an important role in American economics and shouldn't be taken for granted.
Figure 1: Before and after UTS3S
Environmental Factors
After a three month long research project (3), I've been able to conclude that UTS3S doesn't negatively effect the environment at all. A UTS3S did not seem to result in waste products and couldn't be found in forests, jungles, rivers, lakes, oceans, etc... In fact, Nagiachal's system produced some positive effects on our sweet little nature.
Political Factors
Oh does Kia's 3-step system to ultimate telemarketing stats ever influence politics. Last year 5 candidates running for some sort of position used UTS3S as the primary topic of their campaign. A person might think UTS3S would be a bad topic to lead a campaign with, but in fact with the social and environmental impact is has (4), this topic was able to gain a great number of followers. These 5 candidates went 4 for 5 on winning their positions.
Conclusion
Kia's 3-step system to ultimate telemarketing stats seem to be a much more important idea that most give credit for. Next time you see or think of UTS3S, think about what you just read and realize what is really going on. It is likely you under valued UTS3S before, but will now start to give the credited needed and deserved.
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[1] Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Nagiachal - Vol. 5
[2] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records
[3] Tele - Wind It Up - 2013 - F. Higher Publishing
[4] Awesome Stats! - Issue 2 - SUCK Publishing
Issues surrounding global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements can never be over analyzed. Advancments in global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements can be linked to many areas. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, there are just not enough blues songs written about global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements by the aristocracy, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.
Do you remember Pascal's Wager? Pascal's Wager is an argument in apologetic philosophy devised by the seventeenth-century French philosopher, mathematician and physicist Blaise Pascal. It posits that humans all bet with their lives either that God exists or not. Given the possibility that God actually does exist and assuming an infinite gain or loss associated with belief or unbelief in said God (as represented by an eternity in heaven or hell), a rational person should live as though God exists and seek to believe in God. If God does not actually exist, such a person will have only a finite loss (some pleasures, luxury, etc.). This particular argument has been known to cause serious IQ drops to the argument adopters.
But records are meant to be broken! And it was another Pascal, Pascal Filios that is, that caused the most extreme IQ drop of all times, after one of his last statements about a bet! The ingenious Pascal Filios betting strategy goes like this: 1. State something really stupid! Example: Announce in Facebook that if SYRIZA is the winning party in Greece, it will literally last no more than 3 days. 2. Put on your really confident but stupid smile and bet on it. You can bet 100€ but feel free to bet some billions of euros since the plan is to never pay for your bets. 3. When you inevitably lose your bet, behave like a total dick! Say that you are willing to pay in kicks, and since you can not handle even a 12 year old girl, immediately block your betting opponent!
Social Factors
Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he must have been referning to global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.
Some analysts have been tempted to disregard global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements. I haven’t. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements they are changed.
Economic Factors
Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will study the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model, a classic economic system of analysis.
The statistics make it clear that global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements is a major market factor. It goes with out saying that the cost of living cannot sustain this instability for long. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.
Political Factors
Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting the two, equally popular approaches to global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements. If the reader is unaware of these, they need only to turn on the television, or pick up a newspaper or popular magazine.
Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by the famous political Elijah Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements makes a good case for being the icing.
Why did global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.
Conclusion How much responsibility lies with global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements? We can say that global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements has a special place in the heart of mankind. It brings peace, applauds greatness and always chips in.
As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Elvis Hendrix: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]
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[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ
[2] Dickinson - I Am The Dick - 1999 Hughs Books
[3] Weekly global IQ drop on Pascal Filios's statements - Issue 54 - Rhino Media
